My parents are coming for a visit or Quick hide your copy of Nothing But the Girl!

I was informed a day ago that my parents are finally going to come visit me and see my new house. After I hung up the phone I panicked. Since coming out to my children I have become comfortable leaving bits and pieces of my life in plain sight. Selected magazine and books are on my night stand and my trinket box is in my bathroom. I have been wandering around looking for tell tale signs. I think I have got them all. My parents are the last people in the dark about my sexuality. For now at least, I will keep it that way.